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The Great All Knowing White Blacula

by White Blacula

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1.
When I was a young boy Growing up In ancient Egypt Sure enough I met Osiris and Anubis They showed me how to do the pyramid twist! Like this… Build ‘em higher, build ‘em faster Obey your alien masters Move in time to the crack of the whip Now you’re doing the pyramid twist Thank you For the statues From the vacuum I'd like to give a warm thanks On behalf of all us here at Mysterious Dimensions To the brave people of Egypt For all their hard work, beautiful penmanship And unwavering cosmic foresight It is because of you and your tireless efforts That we are able to create terrible powers And forge from the waves of space New and intense vibrations For aeons to come We will never forget you Thank you once again for all your help
2.
When you go to school in a full body cast You can’t get a date without putting on your mask When you can’t catch a train without attracting rats When you got no place to go You know you are the son of a creature man When all you wanna eat is raw meat You keep getting bugs caught in your teeth When you can scratch your own back using your feet If that’s what you like to do Then it’s true, you are the son of a creature man You are, you are the son of a creature man Creature man He walked the world in a time before time He had a hand in the world’s design He had to run And now he’s gone But you’re the son of a creature man You are, you are the son of a creature man When you always got blood in your fingernails Wherever you go you leave a sticky trail When you’re eight feet tall with big green scales When people make a fuss It’s cos you are the son of a creature, creature Man, you are the son of a creature, creature Man, you are the son of a creature, creature Man, you are the son of a creature man
3.
Well, you think you’re the first to ever get in trouble For taking your dancing just a little too far? A hundred years ago songs had a good hook To get everyone moving and sweating in the bar Dance like a killer, show em your fist Dance like a teen who’s never been kissed We’ll do the grapple, try out the sling Grab yourself a queen and show her who’s king I dig those ancient moves… Such as fire dance, and the plague of frogs And they did the pyramid twist For forty days and forty nights On fire Now, Egyptians used to really have a ball Doing the blue lotus and climbing the wall They used to twist you for real before they had the twist So dance like an ancient monster coming out from the mist We used to do the monkey before we could speak Used to let of some steam at mount Vesuvius’ peak Forget break dancing man, gimme a break There ain’t nothing like the thrill of a real earthquake And the lord did say “Rise up from your tombs!” There is life after death, so dig those ancient moves!
4.
I like my cars like I like my women All pimped out and painted gold I’m like a shark when I go swimming In my platinum speedos So what if I don’t clean my own back yard? I’ve slavered for it all my life I’ve worked hard to earn the play hard parts You can’t afford to party it serves you right Sharp elbows, sharp knees, you must have both of these To succeed! Greed! You need… Sharp elbows, sharp knees! I’m a ladder man, your snakes are hissing Is my monopoly at risk? All of the lower rungs are missing And I just rolled another six Outside the sounds of sirens wailing Somebody shoots and someone screams Manicured fingers pump the volume Up on my sexy flat screen TV Buy low, sell high Kick a hippy in the eye.
5.
Every night around this time I watch her rising out of the slime And her eyes… …are even deader than mine! She comes in… COBWEBS! Her skin is pale… well, what’s left of it I don’t know what happened to the rest of it Every time there’s a little less of it She comes in… COBWEBS!
6.
You change one thing Everything change The cosmic constant Le boss, le boss, le boss seransero No sa, no sa, no sa la tinto Meso, meseh, mema manozonday Le boss, le boss, le boss sinatro Nastro vadan a nastro vandandeh (drowned out by music)
7.
You can lie through gritted teeth You can hide in the dark beneath You can question her strange ways But you’ll be lost for the rest of your days In the time before the light She carved us with all her might Mother nature, queen of the damned Towers of strength forged from the sand She knows everything We will live to spread her word Raven black, free flying bird People weep when she leaves town There’s nothing left, we burn it down There is freedom in your death You’ll see her at your last breath Take her hand, read her lips One last tremble from your hips She sees everything Ignorance is your only crime They wiped her from the pages of time She knows all your evils and more Your death is the only cure Now we live to spread her word Raven black, free flying bird People weep when she leaves town There’s nothing left we burn it down… She knows everything She sees everything The great all knowing
8.
There is a place where good souls go Death ain’t sold there, you don’t grow old there But for the likes of her and me, we’ll never see inside We’ll ride upon a down bound train To a firey pit for sinners Where naked bodies toil and sweat And you can’t tell who’s the winners Take me Me and my love Take me where I’m wanted They all deserved it I wouldn’t change a thing At least here I’m wanted I did it for love, (He did it for love) … Mother told me to use my head But she didn’t know what was inside The voices told me to kill her in bed And make it look like suicide And in the midst of all the vengeance and fear I met my one and only Jenny I killed almost every devil on my list But she had a bloody book of many Now I can’t see the rainbows I can’t see the trees I asked her to stop I begged with her “please” But there were two that she wanted Two that we missed Two evil bastards not on the list One was her father, Her uncle as well She knew where to find them And that was in hell… I did it for love (He did it for love)
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Spirit Walk 02:24
Last night I took the long way home I took the long way, through the spirit realm Where I said to the spirits, “THE UNIVERSE IS MY TOTEM!” And I held my crystal up to the light And I made the hand sign of the eight legged bear That’s when they appeared to me The ones older than the gods The blue ones who made the sky in their image We made love through the means of telepathy And it was a headfuck They taught me to meditate They taught me to levitate pencils And in the time it takes a butterfly to clear its throat I went from a foetus to jar of ash I realised that my cells were prison cells Light refracted through a prism cells I saw all the colours of the spectral spectrum And I knew oneness with supernature And I thought “how can this be?” “How can this be?” “Unless…” And I put my hands up to my face And I felt around for a third eye And it had returned at last But something was wrong... I said “OLD ONES! WHY DOES MY THIRD EYE CRY?” Last night I took the long way home And I’m still walking, even now
10.
ZERANON I watched as the kid opened the first of the seven seals Then I heard one of the four living fame/sex dispensers say Come and see… I looked and there before me was a white porche It’s rider held your inheritance And it was more than he could spend And he rode out as conqueror IGNERON When the kid opened the second seal I heard the filthy creatures say Come and see… And then another rider came out, his tie was firey red And he was given the power to rewire a man’s brain And make him turn on his brother To him was given your future DARTHAX When the kid opened that third seal I heard the third lump say Come and see… I looked and there before me was a black train It’s rider was rocking a dildo shaped hangover Like a crown of processed meat Then I heard a voice from the pig radio squeal “Make ‘em work for free! Take their homes and friends! But don’t touch that smackety-smack!” BAGAROTH When the kids opened the fourth seal I heard the charitable personality say Come and see… I looked and I saw a blue nun Her rider was named confusion And he held pet persecution on his knee They were given the power over the secret cities To molest, extort and to divide The wild children of the earth …of the earth …of the earth
11.
I was feelin’ good, I was at peace (All the people talk about the big release) It was what I had always dreamed about (Could this be the thing that makes ‘em scream and shout?) I would lie in bed, listening to the noise (He never understood the other girls and boys) I feel it in my soul, I can feel it in my meat I can hear the call of the big release I bet it feels good, I know I’ll be at peace I can’t wait for the big release I know it feels good, I’m sure I’ll be at peace I can’t wait for the big release What goes on past the point of no return? (Will he go to heaven? Will he crash and burn?) I’m feelin’ good and it’s my turn (He’s open to ideas and he wants to learn?) Do you lie in bed listening to the noise? Wanting to be with the other girls and boys? Dancing free, feeling your piece Sharing with them all your big release?
12.
Satan chose your wallpaper

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ECTOPLASTIC RECORDS / POSTMUSIC 2014

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released May 19, 2014

Gym Pest - Lead Vocal
Tom Hanx - Saxophone / Keys / Percussion
Zombina - Keys / Voices
Doc Horror - Guitar / Voices / Effects
General MIDI - Drums / Voices
Ben Digo - Bass
Para Normal - Clarinet / Voices

Recorded and mixed by General MIDI and Doc Horror
Mastered by General MIDI

Artwork by hurricaneivan.blogspot.com

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WHITE BLACULA VIDEOS:

Pyramid Twist www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlMW1y3dQpU
The Big Release www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC_W2qOX2VU
Son Of A Creature Man www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x5pHj6m4ZY
Sharp Elbows, Sharp Knees www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OCYIKlg1Vg
The Great All Knowing www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTqLBMMAizc

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White Blacula Liverpool, UK

By the time you start reading this, I will already be dead. Our Mother has prepared us - Big Release is at hand. Friends shed ugly limbs, ready to transcend. Little bugs, gleeful grins.
"The joy is contagious," she says. I see in my friends the first signs. Mouths foam.
I will place this letter in my shirt pocket for you.

Fly free, beautiful butterfly,
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